I don't think brook has ever known best
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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