Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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