Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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