Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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