return my video game
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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