airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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