I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You can make out without kissing
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