Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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