He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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