fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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