And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
