peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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