ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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