I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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