Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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