So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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