4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I seem to have left my pride at pride
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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