you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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