Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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