it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He kissed a someone with a penis
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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