just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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