And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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