What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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