So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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