Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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