turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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