Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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