going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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