So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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