I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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