Grow some girl-balls and come out already
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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