Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize