it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I will be naked everywhere
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
whose parrot is this?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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