Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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