Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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