Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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