No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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