if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The feeling are messing with the penis
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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