Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
