i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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