I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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