I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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