Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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