at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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