Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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