3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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