Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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