I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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