school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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