Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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