nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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